Whatever would you do, you're still my sister. Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily get off the bus, looking sad.). ), (We cut to outside where the siblings and theres a ladder leading against the house.). Lola and Lisa are stirring batter in bowls while Lori mans the stove. ML charges back at her double while Lisa fires her laser at ML but she blocks the shots. We should have left already. Lori: LINCOLN! - I have an idea but I'll tell you this outside. Are you crazy?! (We cut to Lori and Lenis room where Leni is making some maid outfit for the meaner sisters and they look annoyed. Dinner's ready! )Oh, no. Lincoln Loud, after finally convincing his family that he was not bad luck, was able to spend time with them again. ), Mecha Lisa:Systems Comprised!This cant happening to me! Lori:(intimating voice)Awww, we dont care. Lincoln's inner monologue is based Ash's inner monologue in Pokemon Indigo League. I added Lana because I didn't want Lincoln to be alone with his problem. However, when Lincoln opened the jar of peanut butter, a large spring snake shot out and startled him backwards onto the floor. Rita:There you go, kids! You got me my victory undies, Lola. (The two eldest siblings began fighting over toy. F/M, Gen, Other. It has three fingers and toes, most of which are dark green. (We cut to outside and we see Lisa open the portal to her and her siblings world and Levi opens the portal his and his siblings world.). After being slobbered on all over by a giant hunting dog, Lincoln mustered up all of his strength and shook off all of the dog saliva. (Lynn lets out the longest fart that shes ever let out. *We see Lincoln sees ironing the sisters and he wipes some sweat off but Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa bombard Lincoln with unfolded clothes and he grumbles. I feel like Im gonna die. ), (Lily poops her diaper, takes it off and throws it in Lisas face, knocking her to the ground. Luan:Okay, on one hand, good pun, Im glad that shes making puns that make sense. (Lincoln tips the teacup over.) Lola:Also, we wouldnt take your comics either. Lana:Sorry, I just wanted to show what my Pocket Animal can do? Lynn:AAAH! *then her phone rang* Leni: *Answers the phone* "Hello?" ), (Lisa applied the ointment to his nose, and within a few seconds, the pain began to subside as the product did its work.). )That was the worst thing ever saw since last tuesday. We pan up to her head and we see the right eye become a targeting scope. * Lincoln and Luna: Hi Luan! James:Yeah Eli:Now let's get a boat and shove off! Lincoln:This is the worst experience of my life. Her fist cocked back for a punch to take the gray head off its neck, Lisa charges in one last time. ), Lana:Let me go! Lynn:We came up with this plan to have Lincoln as our own personal servant like how he was during that vacation. The sibling are locked in a hand to hand struggle Lynn pushes back Lincoln and she flips over him over her shoulders. Lincoln: "Ohhh Mama Lori!!" Lincoln:You guys are jerks! (Lynn then eats it all in one huge bite.). Lisa:Oh, relax.You have me and the other siblings to tickle you. He Grab His Knife Stab Leni In The Head And Then Splitting It In Half. Linka and her Brothers except Leon: Bye, take care! - I shall be first! I am terribly sorry. Luna chases Luan with her guitar but as they go to their room, Luna runs out of the room as Luan chases her with a mallet and they go to another room. I'm more than disapointed! Warning: This Story contains Blood, Gore, and Swearing. Lucys voice:Haiku.HaikuHaiku, can you hear me? Lincoln and Lana went outside and walked towards the city centre. Lynn:(jumps out of her room)Hey, Stinkoln! Back to Lincoln and Lynn's fight on groundfloor. Lynn:Where are you threatening Lily? Now you have it! Leni: *Hands the phone to Lincoln* Lincoln: "Mama Lori!! After few minutes of blocking, Mecha Lisa starts running out of ammo.). Lincoln:(wakes up)Its okay. - Lynn commented -You still can reconcile with Lola. Lisa:Its like some toxic being created this universe and made everyone in the family, except Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily, immoral, selfish, senseless fools. (laughs), (We cut to shows Lincoln sleeping on his bed. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). (Mecha Lisa engages two laser arm cannons and Lisa gasps in shock.). (Lisa pricks Lincoln and injects the serum in his body.). (Lincoln and the nicer sisters chase after Lola but the mean "sisters chase after the group. Lynn commented "So weak and easy to beat. Luan, you made me your assistant. Lynn attacked Lincoln again but this time he dodged her and she hit wall instead. This is an anime universe! Lynn:Thats right, we have things to do and we cant let our chores get in the way. Lisa:Indeed, it is just a fake oryctolagus cuniculus. Lincoln:And you mean so much to each of us. After he passed front door of his house Lynn jumped towards him to kick him in torso, screaming "Banzai!". Lisa:Amazing! - Because I was wrong from the start, I learned the violence only breeds more violence. Lincoln:And by assistant, you mean slave. - But you trained me to this very well. Lori:Whatever, youve got more chores to do. Finally, those bullies have finally gotten bored of treating me like a slave. NEXT TIME YOU NEED A SPARING PARTNER, DON'T LOOK AT ME! She waves her hair and uncovers her eyes. Youve treating Lincoln like a punching bag for years but no more! He paid it no mind as he sat down at the kitchen table, poured a glass of milk and began to make his sandwich. Lincoln:Because and this is the third reason, because there isn't one of you that I could imagine my life without. LUAN, FIND A NEW ASSISTANT, BECAUSE I QUIT! Lisa:You look most oversized posterior Ive ever seen. Lisa:Were getting the same treatment from when we were at the campground. Luna:Hey, bro. He then looked at his new shrinking watch and got an idea. Lisa:And I was gonna work on my atom smasher. Lynn squeezes large amounts of Hot Sauce and then she adds a lot of horse radish sauce. He has pointy ears, long whiskers along with large paws with long claws.). The finest prank novelty store in all of Royal Woods. Lynn:My chore is to clean out the gutter. Lincoln:Infinite versions, but you know what me, Linka and Warren are? This is a Loud House Fanfiction!!!!! Leni:Like, that's totally awesome! ), Lynn Sr.: Whoa, whoa, easy, guys. Leif:Were not always against each other. The door bent outward and Lincoln back up from the door. Lincoln starts dancing and killing the zombies in his game. Lana went up the stairs leaving Lincoln alone to deal with Lynn. Linka:Sure, I hope the seat wont grumbling while get to the movies. - Lana asked and looked at Lynn - I see you do, now it's my turn. Lori chases Leni and they go to their room. (pushes Lola to the ground). - You too, Lana. Lynn steps forward before going into a dash. (They go in and they find Lincoln, still hugging his comics and Bun-Bun and the rest of the sisters. Lana:We can make you by telling mom and dad. And you, Lisa always tutor me. * Some would think because of that, they would think your guardian,but were just hanging like any other siblings would. Lana:Even it she did, that still doesnt explain why he show us? Lincoln: Well my family doesn't think i'm bad luck anymore, in fact now they think i'm good luck. - said Lincoln sarcastically - It's no courage to attack weaker than you. Lincoln lands on his feet and he charges at Lynn and Lynn charges back. We pan to the other leg and out comes another laser cannon. ), (Mecha Lisa pours a little drop on a near by plant and it grows in size.). You just went too far in self-defense. Mecha Lisa tries firing multiple laser shots back, but Lisa uses the shield to deflect the shots back and hit Mecha Lisa. (pulls out a remote and pushes the button) Engage. Leni:Now were calling Mom and Dad and youre gonna be in big trouble. You want a peanut butter and jelly? - I will not reconcile with that room destroyer! funny ways to say home run grassroots elite basketball Menu . Lisa:While I do not care for inane human emotions, I want forgiveness, dear siblings. The heat increases. Lori:Tough toenails, twerp. After she defeated him, tears appeared in his eyes. [please read the trigger warnings in a/n] ), (Lana lunges at Lola but she dodges and runs away.). She avoids every laser shot with rolls, jump and flips.Then in slow motion, she jumps away from a medium sized explosion. Lynn:Thanks, I liked your moves too. - We won't be victims anymore. Eli:Cause I wanted to show both Aerith and Maria what's in site B. James:Oh. Suddenly Lori comes in the living room and pushes Lincoln off. - Luna said - Now Lana. Lincoln:Finally, Im done. Fanon Lori counting came from Put a Bid on It by Weavillian. Youre still playing with that stupid stuff rabbit? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! His mother knocked, before opening. AH CHOO!! So he. Now, she thinks shes real the Lisa and Im the imposter. (scratches all over her body) Lori: You are literally the worst brother ever Lincoln, you are bad luck. AND LISA, IF YOU USE ME TO TEST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU'RE STUPID EXPERIMENTS, I'M GONNA SMASH THEM INTO PIECE! However Lynn headbutts Lincoln, freeing himself. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. You five have done his nice things for me before. I am sporty and strong enough to defend myself when you merely train your hands on game pad. Lincoln Has Gone Insane And Became A Cold Blooded Killer. Bitey, Lighting Bolt! - Lynn asked angry - Did you intend to do anything? Back at the Loud House, Lucy read through her spell book.). And girls, I think youre all the best sisters in the world. Lori:And dont worry, we wont ever ask you about again. Step up your game! ), (Lincoln jumps on Lynn and begins punching her. We cut to the night time where Lincoln is laying in the dark, with a tissue in one hand, mournfully looking a photo of herself and Bun-Bun. - Lynnhugged Lincoln back - Please be better than me anddon't become a bully because of me. First the left arm, then the right, undergoes a dramatic rearrangement as well, turning into a cannon from whose muzzle a long support rod extends straight ahead. (Lisa gets from behind the tree and charges at Mecha Lisa. Lincoln:(voice-over)Hello, my name is Lincoln Loud. The art scene was inspired by the fanfic, Art of the Mess by Metool Bard. Futile! (Lincoln leaves his room but then he hears a cacophony of farts from the bathroom. Mecha Lisas eyes turn black). Luan threaten to destroy my axe. Lincoln:Oh my goodness, I had know idea. - Lincoln said - Luna, please rub us with this. - Lincoln replied, showing Lynn a tube of salve he used - You've bullied me for years and in last week you started to do it every day. The mean sisters run away with them. Lincoln - *gasps* Oh no! (They run back inside and they go upstairs but then the meaner sisters make it to the top and Luan pulls out a pie-zooka and starts shooting at them. (Lily gets out of Lenis arm and then she types in the password.). Lana didn't compare herself to any character of the anime but she felt pity for Zuko. Its just a toy. "Lincoln, come on!" Lori called to him from the driveway. Lori: I'm just messing with you, I'll get pepperoni for my half, what do you want on your half? Linka:Maybe in this universe, Luna saved Lincoln somehow and she was appointed his guardian. They roll off and land on the front lawn.). Lisa: No. - Don't come any closer, monster! Lynn:Okay, lets get one thing straight. That stair was rubbed with a colourless and odorless salve. No wonder youre considered a meaner sister. Arthur: Yeah, nice place to live alright, but not to us, everyone out in Ohio and Pennsylvania knows we are rotten low life criminals. ), (They run after them. Lincoln: *got a sled* ), (Mecha Lisa throws several more punches at Lisa but she dodges all of them and jumps backwards.). Cecil: But didn't we start out in the east a while back? Leni: At least you still have us and we care about you. The family sees this and gasps in shock.) - asked Lincoln cynically. LISA, GIMME THAT WATCH! There are thing that we like about you guys, and the things that let's just say I'm less fond of. - I did reconcile with Lincoln. - Enjoy your healing. Leni:You didnt even see if he needs new pants. - That's a scent of fear. - Lincoln answered - She attacks me for no reason. Luan:Yeah, you cant be his guardian.No matter how kind you are, no offense. Lucy:Hey, Lincoln. Lori gives unpleased look.). She loads it and pulls the slingshot back and aims it at Luna. Something she had noticed for a very long time now. Thats copyright infringement. Ba Wisa! Lincoln got away and got stuck to a fallen fruit. The figure reveals herself to be Lola as she finishes her ribbon dance with a pose. Luan:And because you, Luna and Clyde went to a concert together. (Lori and Luan show him the mom and dad texts sent them.). Lincoln:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (pulls a picture out of her pocket), (Lola gives it to Lincoln and Lincoln gasps. (takes off his glasses) Alright, Im ready, what about you? (We cut to exterior shot of the house. (They come downstairs and they see Lynns lasagna on the table.). Lana:Eh? She sat down beside him, and for a moment, all was peaceful. Ongoing Butch then collected the mail and noticed the envelope Lori . Bash Bandicoot is a spoof of Crash Bandicoot. (500-Word Contest entry). Anime El Diablo is based off of Ekans, the poison pokemon. (We cut to Lincoln, Linka and Warren in a three way split screen). It was then that he remembered the dog's owner, the enormous 40-foot huntress in purple, was coming back to get her pet. Lisa turns around and she sees Lily with her new diaper and drinking her milk.). Lana:That wont work! Lana:I dont know but you know what they say Gotta Catch All! (runs out of the room. - Luna commented rubbing Lynn - You shall know your strength. Rita:(From downstairs)Kids! (Lori adds different types of beans to the chili, such as black beans, pinto beans and kidney beans. We then see Lisa holding a handle she pushes and it creates a holographic shield. - Then you and I have similar problems. Lisa:Hold still. he can see clouds of flatulence seeping out and then he knocks on the door. Luna:Youre favorite version, little bro. Linka:Yeah, you boys done that for me too and it wasnt only one of you or couple of you or half of you, it was all of you. Bebe:Or if shes gonna joke about the snake, she shouldve said Sorry I didnt asp your permission. All rights belong to Nickelodeon. ). The figure revealing herself to be Lucy and she writes in notebook. LYNN, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOREVER! Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death. I wish I had that spell book so I can do those spells. - That was just a stupid joke! ), (The Five sisters get out of Lori and Lenis room and they look in Lincolns room. Lincoln:Actually Donkey poop washes out easily. (We cut to Lana and Lolas room whereLincoln is seen wearing the suit Lola provided.). - Lynn said to Lincoln - Besides now I know you know how to deal with bullies even if you should without gadgets and traps. - Lynn cried more - I am so sorry. Smut ensues. Ill go! - Luna observed -You're lucky to have less bruises than Lynn. ). Okay, this earththis stupid, good for nothing, earth is making our parents look like the worst parents ever! Author's note :This is a deconstruction fic of the St.Lincoln trope. Theyre literally not call out Lincoln for giving Lola a black eye and knocking her teeth or for breaking Lynns nose?! (Both of them face off for few seconds until Lincoln lunges at Lynn for a series of punches and kicks, none hits their mark then Lynn does a flip kick that knocks Lincoln on the ground. Mecha Lisa:Disappointing! Warning: This Story contains Blood, Gore, and Swearing. He seemed to faintly remember feeling lightheaded and passing out, but everything else was a blur. Even the Dog Is Ashamed: When Lola's parents and Lana feel mad at her for disobeying, Lana's pets (that'd be Hops the frog, Izzy the lizard, Bitey the rat, and El Diablo the snake) glare at her. (assumes a fighting stance). Meanwhile Lisa screw a bolt in laser gun, she closes the the cover and she fires it. (Lincoln closes his eyes and falls asleep. Lynn dodges Lincoln's follow-up punches and tries throwing another hook, but Lynn blocks it and pushes her forward with his charged fist. - Lincoln asked, - I do. (Lincoln goes to the kitchen and Luna is there.). Lisa:Yes, that means my human cow experiment is success. ), (Luan shoots the pencils Luna but Luna ducks and the pencils get lodge into the walls.). ), (Mecha Lisa starts sparking and trembles. It was a younger giantess and she looked hungry. Lincoln:Yeah, and I dont think youre a bully, Lynn. Lynn(Boy):Theres a universe where were glorified and vilified too?! (she stumbles as another Lucy appears. Lori:While were the meanest ones in the house, just because I threaten to turn you into a human pretzel. Lola:And I have to get ready for my pageant. Lynn:(snickers)Thanks, Lincoln. Stop blubbering, boys don't cry!". Lori:Great, in this universe Mom and Dad are bad parents. That is coolest frog Ive ever seen! Lana:Leave now, Lincoln. The other sister were well aware of what just happened and marched towards Lori's room Luan: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT LORI? Haiku:Oh. Leni pulls her phone and starts calling Mom and Dad. ), (We cut to Lisa and Lily where Lisa is earing doing some welding on a robot. Only ones who accomplish anything will be accidental witnesses, they'll accomplish your mutual lose as an amusement. Lisa:(Pull out a jar and a sauce bottle)I found the chili peppers and hot sauce! *We cut to Luna and Luan's room at The Loud House. Lori:That only begs into question, who is your favorite, Lincoln? (Lincoln gets some supplies, a new roll and a gas mask and he goes back to the bathroom.). Lincoln:I told you to stop calling me that. Lincoln is surrounded his sisters, who smother him with kisses. She darts straight to front yard and meets up with Lisa.). Lisa:This is time, Im gonna do it right. - Lana commented after the episode ended. Please! I didnt mean for it to be that powerful. Lola:When we could have him for a few more days. (Lincoln delivers a strong punch to Lolas face. If you wanted to test an experiment on me, you could ask and not drag me to your room. Then all the sudden, he hears a knock on the door.). Lincoln: *gets on the bus* *a few minutes later* *He arrived in Detroit* Lincoln: *sees the casagrandes building* Lincoln: "This is it." Lincoln:And thats something Luan brought up earlier. Lincoln dodges the first attack, but is struck from behind when Lynn spins behind him and throws a backhanded punch. Lincoln:I cant you did this me! A Sci-Fi impression I did for a school project. I know how much Bun-Bun means to you, Lincoln. How else could I see this? Charles - *startled* Arf?! Lincoln cups his and draws to his side and energy is concentrated into a single point between his cupped hands.). Arthur: Absolutely, that's why we are one of the best prowlers in the mid-west. Lori:Wow, I would literally love to have a dress like that. Lana:Dont worry, bird poop washes out easily. We just need to call Mom and Dad. - Does Lola also make your life miserable? The Turtle Destruction Wave is the english name of the Kamehameha. If I do, it's totally gonna make Luna upset! - Lincoln and Lana said in unison proudly - We will have our revange! Lynn Sr.:There you go, kids! The how black guys drive a car and white guys drive a car bit came from the Simpsons episode Homer and Apu. (Mecha Lisa begins raining laser beams on Lisa, but Lisa, strategically grabs her shield and her laser gun. Red Flash Fury is based off of Final Flash, Vegeta's move.
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